Odunayo Bolarinwa
To those that doesn’t feel comfortable releasing their stinky wind just anyhow. This is a Good News!
(WARNING! Never Recommend This to Your Boss)
An England-based firm, known for making flatulence filtering underwear and jeans, says its ‘flatulence filtering garments increase protection and more freedom to enter social situations you may find yourself.
Fart can visit you anywhere, in fact, Fart no get house. it can come without invitation. Though releasing the gas is certainly not the big deal, it can put you in awkward situations sometimes. With that in mind, a UK-based fashion company has claimed to have created a flatulence jean, which absorbs all odour from your butt, thus stopping your very stinking fart from smelling.
Keep it classy with one of these odour absorbing jeans from Shreddies! Now you don't have to worry about the smell after you fart! #marieclairemalaysia #shreddies #jeans #farts #flatulence #health https://t.co/hv63nAWWYz
— MarieClaireMY (@MarieClaire_MY) November 28, 2018
Men, make you try get one of these for your babe oo. Because i no wan hear say una breakup because of ordinary gas.
The England-based firm, known for making flatulence filtering underwear and jeans, says its ‘flatulence filtering garments increase protection and more freedom to enter social situations you may find yourself.
The firm also promises to provide double protection through the filtering underwear incase your type of Fart is the one that smell like that of spoilt beef. Which, when worn with the said jeans act as a double layer against smelly farts. “Firstly, these were very amazing at stopping fart smells. I personally tested them, by dropping several unfiltered gas around my family, and got no reaction! To be honest I couldn’t even smell it myself. And trust me, I do have very smelly gas,” this is said by a user in the product review on Amazon.
The Shreddies jeans have a carbon back panel that is supposed to absorb all ‘flatulence odors’ so you can ‘fart with confidence.’ pic.twitter.com/f0QW0VWAfa
— Dose (@dose) October 24, 2018
So how does this particular product filter odour? Or oyinbo mess no dey stink? I am so sure if this comes to Naija, expecially in Ibadan…the jean will stop filtering mess cuz Ibadan people’s Fart no dey only smell, it dey pepper face also. Oyinbo and their wahala sha, the company says the “garments have an activated carbon back panel that absorbs every flatulence odours.
Due to its garment’s highly porous nature, the odour vapours will become trapped and neutralized by the said cloth, which is then reactivated by just washing the garment.” Untop wetin?
The fashion firm said though the jeans are perfect for anyone, but me i doubt am, not for Ibadan people. LOL.
As per the manufacturer of the jean, the average person in the world passes wind 14 times per day, and the discreet garments also helps reduce the anxiety associated with all the condition”. Like they said, the jeans are available for both men and women in all different sizes. The product will cost you around N 50,000. (just To stop Fart?)
Can this product sell in Nigeria Market?
Let’s read from you.
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