Samuel Okoruwa
For most people, owambe is a big deal. This is where you meet all kinds of people. Which category do you fall into. Let’s play this quiz to find out!
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How do you react when your friend tells you to buy expensive aso-ebi?
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As long as it’s a party, cost don’t mean a thing.
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Asoebi again?? Please give me the colour of the day.
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It depends on the kind wedding
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You divide the asoebi between you and your friends (common mathematics)
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What kind of social category do you prefer following the most on Instagram?
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Lifestyle
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Food
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Fashion
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Celebrity
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How close are you to your tailor?
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Fairly close
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Really close
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I could care less.
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I’ve given up on tailors!
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How long should the church service last before the wedding reception?
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There should be none at all!
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15 minutes
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30 minutes
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1 hour
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How long can you stand wearing Gele?
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Till the end of the wedding
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I can’t tie gele to save my life.
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It ends at the church service
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Gele is the most important aspect of your attire.
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What’s your take on Nigerian jollof Rice?
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Omo Nigerian jollof is bae for life
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Much ado about nothing
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IDGAF!
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Jollof is not the only food. You like variety
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How do you react to love?
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So cute!
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Does that shit even exist?
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You’re a sucker for love.
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There’s love everywhere
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How do you react when your friend announces he/she is getting married?
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Anything goes as far as you’re concerned.
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You give your all to support your friend because that’s a very important day
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You wish your friend was not married! There’s still more adventure you can have together
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You’re the matchmaker among your friends so this is the best news you can hear
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How do you walk into the reception hall?
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You enter the hall and go and sit at one corner
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You walk strait to the celebrants to quickly exchange pleasantries
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Once you enter, head turn and people even think you’re the one getting married
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You quickly position yourself where the food is at.
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How do you prepare for the big day?
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You level up because that’s where you’re going to catch fishes
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Your style is your priority so you put all the effort
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Wear something comfortable to give space for food.
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Learn all the dance steps you can learn before the d-day
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What’s your best spot at the reception hall?
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Food spot
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DJ’s spot
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High table
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Booze spot
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How do you prepare to turn up at the party?
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You look at yourself in the mirror to ensure your appearance is spot in
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Give your friend your phone to video you
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Take some booze first to lighten up
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Who music epp? Food first!
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How glad are you when an Owanbe annoucement is made?
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Very Very Happy
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Somewhat happy
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Not that a party type
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Happy and start counting down
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How do you care to get to a wedding party?
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Anyhow
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Only by my car
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On Okada is fine
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Public bus
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What’s your food specification at the Owambe?
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Anything that comes my way
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Swallow is the only thing i root for
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Jollof Rice only
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Cake would do
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