Onome Agesse
You want to relocate to Canada and live there forever abi? Oya help us answer the following questions, we want to check something.
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Do you obey the rules and regulation of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?
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Yes
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No
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Depends
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Have you ever offered bribe even without been asked or prompted?
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Yes
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No
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Again, it depends on the situation
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Have you ever eased yourself somewhere other than a toilet?
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Yes
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No
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What else could I have done?
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Do you throw things out of a moving vehicle or litter the road with it
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Never, Ever
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Happened occasionally but not a habit
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Yes, this country does not have a proper disposable system
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Do you pay your utility bills as at when due?
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Yes o
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Not every month but I do
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I wait until an official threatens me
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Have you ever driven a vehicle without a valid license?
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Yes
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No
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It was and always is an emergency
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Did you attend a driving school?
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Yes
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That is what the streets are for
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I attended for 1 month or less
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How many times do you think is acceptable to call a person when they do not pick the first two times
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Three more times
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No more, just send a text instead
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Until they pick up na
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Do you consider eating out a waste of money?
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Yes na
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No way
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It depends on my account balance tbvh
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Is your skin adaptable to cold conditions?
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Have you seen my skin before? It is very adaptable
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I’m not sure but we will not know until I get there
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Whatever the climatic conditions are, we go travel out
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Can you drive even if you are drunk?
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Yes
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No
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I can drive if i am not that drunk
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Do you take Gin in hot weather?
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Yes
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No
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Both
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Can you do without Nigeria Swallow Food?
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Sure i can
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No
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Never!
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Would you drive a car without documents?
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Why not!
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No
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It depends on where i found myself
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