Answer these simple questions and we’ll confirm if living abroad would fit you

You want to relocate to Canada and live there forever abi? Oya help us answer the following questions, we want to check something.

  • Do you obey the rules and regulation of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Depends
  • Have you ever offered bribe even without been asked or prompted?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Again, it depends on the situation
  • Have you ever eased yourself somewhere other than a toilet?

    • Yes
    • No
    • What else could I have done?
  • Do you throw things out of a moving vehicle or litter the road with it

    • Never, Ever
    • Happened occasionally but not a habit
    • Yes, this country does not have a proper disposable system
  • Do you pay your utility bills as at when due?

    • Yes o
    • Not every month but I do
    • I wait until an official threatens me
  • Have you ever driven a vehicle without a valid license?

    • Yes
    • No
    • It was and always is an emergency
  • Did you attend a driving school?

    • Yes
    • That is what the streets are for
    • I attended for 1 month or less
  • How many times do you think is acceptable to call a person when they do not pick the first two times

    • Three more times
    • No more, just send a text instead
    • Until they pick up na
  • Do you consider eating out a waste of money?

    • Yes na
    • No way
    • It depends on my account balance tbvh
  • Is your skin adaptable to cold conditions?

    • Have you seen my skin before? It is very adaptable
    • I’m not sure but we will not know until I get there
    • Whatever the climatic conditions are, we go travel out
  • Can you drive even if you are drunk?

    • Yes
    • No
    • I can drive if i am not that drunk
  • Do you take Gin in hot weather?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Both
  • Can you do without Nigeria Swallow Food?

    • Sure i can
    • No
    • Never!
  • Would you drive a car without documents?

    • Why not!
    • No
    • It depends on where i found myself


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