Naija! we no dey carry last. Read further to laugh and to enjoy good weekend.
WEALTH is when you buy a first class return ticket to the United Kingdom just to pick up a forgotten ID Card..(Money speaking)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks…(No qualms bro, other people will tell the story on ur behalf)
FAITH is using the very last money on you to buy a wallet or purse.. (Miracle worker!)
IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Bentely.. (Classic 419)
STUPIDITY is having 5 cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu! This nonsense must stop this year)
WISDOM is dating a landlord’s daughter.. (Over sabi)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (Mugun! Why not wait for the pirated copy)
LOVE is buying suya for a girlfriend and the only thing you eat from it is the onions.. (My guy, no mind them! that is true love)
WAHALA is after reading all these and your face still remain the same ( not even a smile?) Who ever drinks an ethernol and still not squeeze his/her face while doing so, would never pay back an owed loan. Agreed?
STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don’t share this link with your friends make dem follow u laugh.
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